Short Irish Jokes
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question? "Who told you that?" asked Paddy.
Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty." "That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? A. A bachelor.
Finnegan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it. Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time? Finnegan: Waitin' for me to come home.
"O'Ryan," asked the druggist, "did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife's appearance?" "It did surely," replied O'Ryan, "but it keeps fallin' off!"
O'Connell was staggering home with a small bottle of Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
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Do you remember The Class of '79 Prophecies? (see below) These "future" prophecies of each of us were read at graduation. Each week 4 more will be added to the list! Thanks Cena for sharing these. :)
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CLASS OF 79 SCHOOL PROPHECIES
(These prophecies were read at graduation for fun. I will randomly add 4 more at the bottom each week)
Cena Hubbell will find "Luv" in a certain little Chevrolet pick-up.
Harris Thompson will take over his father's hardware store.
Joyce Fadely will continue to work with the Forest Service and will be elevated to parade manager of Smokey the Bear.
Elizabeth Andrews will try to prove that blonds do have more fun!
Wayne Miller will one day learn to drive.
Lori Ritter will become head cook at the Woodstock Ben Franklin's snack bar.
Bobby Spiker will become a star third baseman for the Baltimore Orioles and will be remembered by all when the Hershey's Chocolate Company produces a new candy bar called "Oh Rooster".
Paula Downey will become involved in the the illegal practice of cattle russelling and will Russell her way through life!
Dwight Dinges will become one of the Fort's very own state troopers.
Kim Collett will one day become a member of the US Olympic Team and make "pile-oning" an olympic event!
Debbie Golliday will become a secretary and work in the White House.
Cheryl Webb will soon have an entire field of wrecked cars to sell.
Matt Burkett will become chief grape stomper at Shenandoah Vineyards.
Wayne Foltz (alias "Mouse") will finally grow up and become......a rat.
Donna Weaver will become a secretary because she likes the idea of being chased around the office by her boss.
Carolyn Heishman will become co-owner of Miller's Rug Shampooing.
Barbara Carter will move to New York City and become a model for suntan oil advertisements.
Hunter Hutcheson will travel all over the US as a great Bluegrass guitar picker.
John Hall will become the owner of his own "clutch" factory.
Pam McKinney will make it to school three days in a row.
Wendy Bailey will continue to be seen riding her horse down Woodstock's new stretch of dual-lane highway.
Stu Sager will fulfill his dream and become a geologist and spend his working hours digging up dinosour remains.
John Darr will finally learn how to find his way around Woodstock.
Lesa Kibler will spend her years washing underwear and singing her favorite song, "Knock on Wood."
Brad Dellinger will follow in his Father's footsteps and become a garbage disposal.
Theresa Tucker will take over Mrs. Rothgeb's job as Central librarian.
Delores Street will get a job with Perry Construction and spend her life building roads and perhaps a few streets.
Charles Funkhouser will "chop" his way through life.
Lisa Gardner will find a miraculous cure for night-blindness.
Mike Renggli will be hired by the Coors Brewery in Rockingham County as head Official Supervising Beer Taster.
Loretta White will begin a Lewis and White Expedition through the Amazon.
Russell Silveus will become president of Downey fabric softener.
Eric Estep, after vacuuming many a carpet, will rise to the position of General Manager of a certain Woodstock department store, probably through a questionable business deal.
Dawn Hottel will become night manager of Spencer's Inc. ("Where families are appreciated") and will live the rest of her life rolling in the "gravy".
Benny Andes, after displaying his many talents at Prom '79, will live like a king by giving disco lessons at New York's chic Studio 54.
Monica Polk, like every other red-blooded American, will change her college major and return to the Woodstock area, intern under Mr. Monroe, and teach high school seniors how to cut larnyxes out of fetal pigs.
Lizard Conner will one day marry a little green datsun pick-up and have peppermint patties and fuzzy bunnies.
Lisa Vann will utilize the cheerful smile she's gained from her SCMH bedside manner to someday capture the heart of the farmer of her dreams.
Nevin Showman will become maintenance supervisor for the Shenandoah County School Board and have his own special mop.
Jania Jones will move to West Virginia and open a new restaurant, the "Pizza Hutton".
Mary Lou Lillard will graduate from William and Mary after developing tremendous mathematical and economic skills. Using these, she will become fabulously wealthy raising bunnies for laboratory experiments.
David Cook will continue to receive those suggestive anonymous love letters, even after graduation. He will be employed by the city of Washington D.C. to collect money from city fountains.
John "Vill" Laughlin will "Bull" his way through life!
Mary Sue Fuller will become chief supplier of the Biology II department of Monroe, Inc., supplying pharmaceutical supplies, including hand lotion and rubber gloves.
Lynn Foltz, after appearing in Junior Follies '78, will persuade the owners of McDonald's to sell Oscar Meyer Weiners.
Brian Sheetz will become chief editor of photography for National Geographic.
Vickie Hullihen will raise little "Green hornets".
Gerald Hawkins will become the producer for the new TV show, "B. G. and the Bears".
Gina Corley will one day become head cheerleader for Estee Williams and the Williams kids.
Eddie Cutright will live in Iran and become the entrepeneur of Edwin's Petroleum Exports.
Cindy Funk will become head broadcaster for WZPP Radio in Zepp and will draw a "crowd" of new listeners.
Ford Mantz will become president of Chevrolet.
Clay Cook will be extremely pleased when, sometime in the distant future, speed limits will once again be raised to 65 mph.
Donna Hollar will become the shortest member of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Gerald Gochenour will spend his days milking cows and his nights competing in John Deere tractor pulls.
Melissa Sager, after graduating from Longwood College with a degree in computer mathematics, will return to Shenandoah County to establish a computer dating service based in Jerome.
Randy Hawkins will star in the television series, "The Incredible Hawk".
Gale Givens will make a Sunday afternoon habit of running track.
Betzi May will return to her home-town roots after graduating from vet school to aid all those industrialist-type farmers in the community of Zion.
Terrell Munson and his calculating computer will amaze VMI engineer professors so much that he will graduate with honors in his engineering major as well as his minor in "chicken cake".
Randy Foltz will finally decide............something.
David Jenness will be in the Guiness Book of World Records for the person who can talk the longest at one time.
Norma Mason will rise to the position of district sales representative of Sears, Roebuck and Co.
Lisa Pence will always be flying high as a stewardess for United Airlines.
Bobby Reynard will be a member of brother Rocky's Chevy racing team as head pit crewman.
Tammy Nugent will go to Radford and become the Florence Nightengale of the twentieth century.
James Paul will someday blush the same color as his hair.
Sarah Keller will become the new Chris Everet.
Billy French, to be known as half of Drs. French and Truban, Associates, will organize a joint practice specializing in swinology.
Jane Pryor will become chief promoter for the famed "Redheads" basketball team.
Danny Riffee, upon Uncle Sam's realizing Danny's special abilities, will be stationed in Egypt, assigned special detail to guard the treasures of King Tut's tomb.
Donna Whittington will still be working for Dr. Karmy when another epidemic of that old Saturday Night Fever breaks out.
Greg Clendening will become a great public speaker and will persuade the country to cut down on energy consumption.
Lorrie Vaughn will successfully penetrate the US Army's red tape and will establish an army track team of which she'll be star long and high jumper.
Chuck Givens will be the next John Travolta and tour the US, appearing at dinner dances.
Lori Lambert, after relying on experiences gained through Central agriculture classes and FFA activities, she will become this country's first female Secretary of Agriculture.
Bryan Combs will join with Kevin Foltz, Johnny Keckley and Company to start Edinburg's first and only official motorcycle gang.
Sharon Gochenour will become lead soprano in her very own opera.
Rick MacDonald will take over his father's business only to someday fly away on a magic carpet.
Norma Robertson will spend her life happily "guy-watching".
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